This super silly list of Father’s Day Jokes for kids will make everyone laugh. Packed full of funny clean jokes, puns and one liners these jokes are great for families to laugh together.
My husband is the bad dad joke king of the year. He’s helped me write hilarious lists of lots of silly birthday jokes for kids and silly spring jokes. When Father’s Day came around, my kid and I worked together to put together a big list in honor of dad!
Use these jokes to tell bad dad jokes yourself, write dad a funny email, or even add them to Dad’s Father’s Day card. However you use these jokes, I know you and your family will have a good laugh.
Jokes About Being A Dad
- When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
- You look so much like your Dad, you must have a lot of his genes.
I don’t think my dad’s jeans would fit me…
- Kid: Ok Dad, I have to get going. I’ll call you later ok?
Dad: Just call me Dad.
- My dad says being a good Dad is like shaving…
No matter how good a job you do, you still do it all over again tomorrow!
- What’s the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
- Kid: Ok Dad, I think I deserve half of your Father’s Day gifts?
Dad: Oh, what makes you think that? I’m the Dad.
Kid: Yes, but without me you wouldn’t be a Father!
- Kid: Hey Dad, give me $20 and I promise I’ll be good.
Dad: No way, when I was your age I was good for nothing.
- What do you call someone who isn’t a dad, but tells dad jokes?
A faux pa
- What’s the secret to telling a dad joke on an elevator?
It has to work at many levels…
- I asked my dad what his favorite Father’s Day Gift was….
He said the last two were a tie.
Animal Jokes About Dad For Father’s Day
- What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for school?
- Did you hear about the baby bird? He acts so much like his dad!
His mom calls him a chirp off the old block!
- My Dad is the best, he’s a G.O.A.T.
Greatest Dad Of All Time!
- What did the baby otter say about his dad?
You are a Dad like no otter.
- What did the baby moose say to his dad for Father’s Day?
Dad, you’re A-moosing!
- How do you keep a baby cow from waking up their Dad on Father’s Day?
Use the moooote button
- Where did the cows go to celebrate Father’s Day?
They went to the mooooooovies!
- What did the Koala give dad for Father’s Day?
A bear hug
- What did the hermit crabs do for Father’s Day?
They shell-abrated dad!
Jokes About Dad and Food
- What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
- What do you call a dad when he falls through the ice?
- What did the mushroom say to it’s dad?
Dad you’re a fun-guy!
- What did the salad say to it’s dad?
Dad you’re so raddish!
- What did the dad say to the baby tomato?
- What did the cheddar cheese say to it’s dad?
This may sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate dad!
- How do you know if a chicken egg will be a Dad one day?
The Dad yolks crack you up!
- Why did dad love to BBQ so much?
He had the grill of his dreams!
- Dad, are bugs safe to eat?
Let’s talk about that after dinner. Wasn’t there something else you wanted to tell me?
Oh never mind, it’s just there was a fly in the soup you just finished.
- What’s dad’s favorite kind of cheese?
Nacho cheese cause it’s Dad’s cheese.
- What’s your Dad’s best joke about pizza?
I can’t tell you, it’s just too cheesy…
- Kid: Hey Dad, how do you take your coffee?
Dad: Seriously, very seriously!
- Did you hear about the new resturant on the moon? We’re taking Dad for Father’s Day…
Nah, don’t go there. Great food, but it has no atmosphere…
- Dad: Did you hear the rumor about the butter?
Kid: No, what’s the rumor?
Dad: Nah, I won’t spread it
- When I have a bad day, my dad always makes me toast.
Somehow it makes everything butter…
- What did the grape say to his dad?
Dad you did a grape job raisin me!
- Hey Dad can I make you a sandwich?
Sure, that’d be great!
Poof, you’re a sandwich!
- Waht did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?
Luke, I yam your Father!
- Why did the kids give beans to their dad for Father’s Day?
He was chilli!
- Why was the strawberry later for Father’s Day?
He got caught in a jam!
- What did the banana give it’s dad for Father’s Day?
Other Funny Father’s Day Jokes For Kids That Will Make You Laugh
- What did the iceberg say to it’s dad on Father’s Day?
Dad, you are the coolest!
- Why couldn’t the digital clock make Dad dinner for Father’s Day?
It had no hands!
- My Dad told me not to sing in the shower… He said it would turn into a soap opera!
- Why did dad bring two pairs of pants to the golf course?
In case he got a hole in one!
- Why did the Dad wear sunglasses?
His kids were all so bright!
- Dad: I heard it’s report card day? How did you do son?
Kid: I don’t have it Dad. I let my friend borrow it, he said he wanted to scare his parents.
- Want to hear a long dad joke?
- Teacher: Water starts boiling at 100 degrees, can you think of anything else that boils?
Kid: My Dad
Teacher: Oh really? When does your Dad boil?
Kid: When he sees my report card…
- Kid: I have this feeling my Dad has been working as a construction worker on the highway lately…
Kid 2: Oh really? What makes you think that?
Kid 1: All the signs where there….
- Kid- It hurts when I move my arm like this
Dad: Then don’t move your arm like that.
- Kid: Dad, why are you muttering to yourself?
Dad: I need expert advice…
- Do dads always snore?
No, only when they are asleep!
Have a good Father’s Day joke or dad joke not included on this list? Tell us in the comments, we are always looking for more great clean jokes that give everyone a good laugh.