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These are the best funny Easter jokes for kids, and are perfect so everyone can laugh out loud together! This list of jokes, puns, and knock knock jokes is great clean holiday humor to make everyone’s day egg-cellant!

Jokes About Eggs and Easter Eggs

  1. Why did the Easter Egg hide?
    Because he was a little chicken!
  2. What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
    He cracks up!
  3. What did the egg do in the car when the light turned green?
    They Egg-celerated!
  4. What did one colored egg say to the other?
    Heard any good yolks lately?
  5. How does the Easter Bunny get all the eggs painted by Easter?
    He hires Santa’s elves in their offseason!
  6. Why don’t you see dinosaurs at in Easter Eggs?
    Because they are egg-stinct
  7. What do you call an Easter Egg from outer space?
    An Egg-stra-terresterial
  8. Wny do we paint Easter Eggs?
    Because it’s easier the wallpapering them.
  9. How can you make Easter preparations go faster?
    Use the eggs-press lane!
  10. What do you call a very tired Easter egg?
    Eggs-austed.
  11. Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs?
    It needed an eggs-terminator!

Are you decorating Easter Eggs this with the kids? We made Rice Shake Easter Eggs and they were so much fun! They made speckled eggs and were pretty mess-free, even for little kids.

Jokes About Rabbits And The Easter Bunny

  1. How do bunnies stay healthy?
    They eggs-cersize!
  2. How do rabbits like to travel?
    In a hare-plane
  3. What do rabbits like to read?
    Books with hoppy endings
  4. How does the Easter Bunny feel on the night before Easter?
    Very Egg-cited!
  5. Where did the Easter Bunny eat breakfast?
    At I-Hop
  6. What happened when the Easter Bunny got married?
    They lived hoppily ever after.
  7. What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
    It’s been nice knawing you!
  8. What kind of bunny can’t hop?
    A chocolate one!
  9. What kind of music do bunnies listen to?
    Hip hop!
  10. What do you call a rabbit who likes jokes?
    A funny bunny!
  11. How does the Easter Bunny do his hair?
    With hare-spray!
  12. How did the Easter Bunny dry himself off?
    With a hare-dryer!
  13. What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
    Unique up on him!
  14. How can you tell which rabbit is the oldest?
    You look for grey hares
  15. Where do Easter Bunnies dance?
    At the basket- ball
  16. Why didn’t the bunny hop?
    No-bunny knows
  17. What do you get when you cross an oyster with a rabbit?
    The Oyster Bunny
  18. What happens when a bunny gets upset?
    He gets hopping mad
  19. What does the Easter Bunny say when he burps?
    Egg-scuse me
  20. Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show?
    Because his TV was scrambled!
  21. What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?
    Egg-spelled.

Jokes About Easter The Holiday

  1. What is at the end of Easter?
    The letter R
  2. When does Christmas does come before Easter?
    The dictionary!
  3. What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift?
    A 14-carrot gold necklace.
  4. Where does Easter take place every year?
    Where eggs marks the spot!

Jokes about Spring Chickens and other birds.

  1. What do ducks eat for lunch?
    Soup and quackers!
  2. Why did the rabbit cross the road?
    Because the chicken had his Easter Eggs!

Jokes about Easter Sweets and Treats

Our favorite treat to make is this Easter Peeps S’mores Dip. It has only two ingredients, and the whole family LOVES it!

  1. What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
    Jelly beans!
  2. What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that’s been out in the sun too long?
    A runny bunny
  3. How many chocolate bunnies can you put in an empty Easter basket? One, then it won’t’ be empty anymore.

Easter Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Easter
Easter who?
The Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ana
Ana who?
Ana-other Easter Bunny!

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mora
Mora who?
Mora Easter Bunnies!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Howie
Howie who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Heidi. Heidi who?
Heidi the eggs around the house.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy Easter egg hunt taking place?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma Easter candy is gone!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more Easter eggs to decorate?

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