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53 Hilarious Christmas Jokes For Kids

December 1, 2019 Kristy Richardson Leave a Comment

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Looking for the best Christmas jokes for kids? These clean and funny dad joke style jokes will make everyone giggle and groan in a good way! So get ready to get a little bit corny and funny, and check out these Christmas jokes, knock knock jokes, and riddles!

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The BEST Christmas Dad Jokes Just For Kids

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Jokes About Christmas Food

  1. What’s the best thing to put in your Christmas dinner?
    Your teeth!
  2. Why should Christmas dinner always be well done?
    So you can say Merry Chrisp-mas
  3. What’s red, white and blue all over?
    A sad candy cane
  4. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
    A cookie sheet
  5. What’s Santa’s favorite sandwich?
    Peanutbutter and jolly!
  6. Why did the Gingerbread man go to the doctor?
    He was feeling crummy
  7. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
    A pine-apple!
  8. Why do Donner and Blitzen get to take so many coffee breaks
    Because they are Santa’s star bucks!
  9. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
    A mince spy

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Jokes About Christmas Day

  1. What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
    The letter “Y.”
  2. Why is it so cold at Christmas?
    Because it’s in Decembrrrrrr
  3. How did the frog open his Christmas presents on Christmas morning? Rippit rippit rippit!
  4. What kind of bug doesn’t like Christmas Day?
    A humbug
  5. What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
    The Christmas alphabet has No-eL

Take some jokes with you with my free Christmas printable notes! These notes can be slid into lunchboxes, attached to gifts, slid into goodie bags, or under your family’s plate at Christmas dinner!

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Christmas Jokes About Santa

  1. What do you call Santa when he doesn’t move?
    Santa Pause
  2. What’s red and white, and red and white, and red and white…
    Santa Claus rolling down a hill.
  3. Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
    Santa Jaws
  4. How many presents can Santa fit in his empty sack?
    Only one, and then it’s not empty anymore.
  5. Who brings presents for puppies?
    Santa-paws
  6. What do you get when you cross Santa with a detective?
    Santa Clues
  7. What do you call Santa at the beach?
    Sandy Clause
  8. What did Santa say at the start of the race?
    Ready, set, ho ho ho!
  9. What goes Oh Oh Oh?
    Santa walking backwards
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Jokes About Christmas Elves

  1. What happened to the elf who ate the Christmas decorations? He got “tinsel-itus”
  2. What kind of photos do elves take?
    Elf-ies!
  3. What do elves learn at school? The elf-abet
  4. Why did the elf put his bed next to the fireplace?
    He wanted to sleep like a log
  5. How did the elf know when Christmas was coming?
    He checked his calen-DEER
  6. Why did the elf put a clock on Santa’s sleigh?
    So wanted to see time fly
  7. What kind of music do elves like best?
    “Wrap music”
  8. What kind of money do elves use?
    Jingle Bills
  9. What do you call an elf with ear muffs?
    Anything you want because he can’t hear you anyways
  10. What’s an elf’s favorite sport?
    North Pole vaulting
  11. What do elves do after school?
    Their gnome work.
  12. Did Rudolph the red nosed reindeer go to school?
    No, he was elf-taught.

Spread more joy and giggles with Christmas jokes! Grab my free printable Santa Christmas jokes!

Jokes About Christmas Decorations

  1. What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light?
    You light me up!
  2. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
    Because of all the wrapping!
  3. Where did the mistletoe go to become famous?
    “Holly-wood”
  4. What is the best kind of king at Christmas?
    A stoc-KING
  5. What did the Christmas tree say to the Christmas ornament?
    Quit hanging around!
  6. What did the tiger sing at Christmas?
    Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells
  7. What happens when you give a Christmas tree a present?
    It lights up!
  8. Why wouldn’t the Christmas Tree stand?
    It had no legs
  9. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
    He needed to be trimmed
  10. If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?
    Missile toe
  11. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
    Tinselitis.
  12. What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?
    It’s been nice gnawing you.
  13. Why is a foot a good Christmas present?
    Because it makes a good stocking filler.
  14. How do you decorate a canoe for Christmas?
    With oar-naments.
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Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary who?
Marry Christmas!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mary and Abby
Mary and Abby who?
Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open until Christmas

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