55+ Silly Spring Jokes For Kids

Get ready for a laugh with the best funny spring jokes for kids! This list of jokes, puns, and knock-knock jokes is packed full of clean silly dad jokes that will make any kid smile.

My husband is the king of bad dad jokes that are so bad, they’re sometimes good. Use this list of jokes to kick off your spring season or even spring break!

These silly spring time jokes for kids had my favorite kid giggling, and I know they will have your favorite kid laughing too! They are also great to add to lunchbox notes or other little notes to make your kids day.

Or just spend fifteen minutes telling the jokes to each other over the dinner table!

Jokes About Spring Months And Seasons

1. Does February like March?
   No but April May
2. When do monkeys fall from the sky?
   During Ape-ril showers!
3. What month is the shortest?
   May because it only has three letters!
4. What did summer say to spring?
   Help, I’m going to fall!
5. Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
   Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
6. Which spring month can’t ever make a decision?
   MAYbe
7. What did summer say to spring?
   Help – I’m about to fall!
8. What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?
   A bloomin’ onion! 
9. What month always asks questions and permission?
   May!

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Jokes About Plants Growing

1. Did you hear about the pogo stick made out of plants?
   It’s made of spring onions!
2. How excited was the gardener about spring?
   So excited he wet his plants.
3. What do you get when you plant kisses?
   Tulips
4. What’s the most popular type of pickle for spring?
   Daffo-dills
5. What do you call a lion who is dressed up and ready to hit the town?
   A dandy-lion
6. Did you meet that mushroom over there, I hear he’s the life of the party.
   He’s a pretty fun-gi!
7. Why did the farmer bury his money?
   To make his soil rich!
8. When is it impossible to plant spring flowers?
   When you haven’t botany
9. What did the seed say to the flower?
   Ok bloomer…
10. What did the tree say when it first saw spring?
    What a re-leaf!
11. Why are oak trees so forgiving?
    Every spring they turn over a new leaf
12. Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike on the first day of spring?
    It didn’t have petals yet…
13. What did the big flower say to the small one?
    Hey Bud, you’re really growing!
14. What’s a baker’s favorite kind of garden?
    A flour garden
15. Why did the farmer plant seeds in a pond?
    He was trying to grow a water-melon
16. What is an herb garden’s favorite singer?
    Elvis Parsley
17. What did the sprout say when he saw his friend?
    Hey Bud!
18. When is the most impossible time to plant flowers?
    When you haven’t botany.

Jokes and Puns About Rain And Weather

1. What falls but never gets hurt?
   The rain
2. What goes up when the rain goes up?
   Umbrellas
3. What’s a bow that can’t be tied?
   A rain-bow
4. If April showers bring May flowers, what does May bring?
   Pilgrims
5. What do you do say it’s raining chickens and ducks in April?
   Did you see this fowl weather?
6. What did the dirt say to the rain?
   If you keep this up, my name will be mud!
7. What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
   A drizzly bear.
8. How does the sun listen to it’s favorite music?
   On the ray-dio
9. What did the dirt say to the rain?
   If this keeps up, my name will be mud.

Jokes About Things That Spring!

1. What season is best to go on a trampoline?
   Spring-time
2. Been washing my trampoline.
   Seemed time to do some spring cleaning.
3. Did you hear about the mama bedbug?
   She’s having a baby in the spring.
4. What did the spring say to the airplane?
   Boeing!!
5. Did you see the other day the bed store is having a spring sale?
   The rest of the bed is still full price though…
6. How do you make a pool bouncy?
   Add spring water
7. I heard you bought a new bed! Did you get a spring mattress?
   Oh no, I use it all year.

Jokes About Spring Animals

1. Why did the worm cross the ruler?
   To become an inchworm!
2. What is the chick’s favorite vegetable?
   Eggplants
3. What type of bird should you never take to the bank?
   A robin
4. Do bees fly in the rain?
   Before they go out they put on their yellow jackets.
5. How does a bee brush it’s hair?
   With a honeycomb
6. What do sheep do on a sunny spring day?
   Have a Baa baa cue!
7. Why is the letter A like a flower?
   The B comes after it!
8. Why are frogs so happy?
   They eat whatever bugs them.
9. What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
   A drizzly bear.

Spring Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella, it’s raining!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Swarm.
Swarm who?
‘Swarm outside!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rover!
Rover who?
Rover the rainbow!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beezer.
Beezer who?
Beezer buzzing, it must be spring.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
June. June who?
“June know any good knock knock jokes?”

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella, it’s raining!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Worm!
Worm who?
Worm in here, isn’t it?

Do you know a spring themed joke that’s kid friendly and not on our list? Share your favorite funny jokes in the comments so we can all have a laugh!