53 Hilarious Christmas Jokes For Kids

Looking for the best Christmas jokes for kids? These clean and funny dad joke style jokes will make everyone giggle and groan in a good way! So get ready to get a little bit corny and funny, and check out these Christmas jokes, knock knock jokes, and riddles!

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The BEST Christmas Dad Jokes Just For Kids

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Jokes About Christmas Food

What’s the best thing to put in your Christmas dinner?
Your teeth!
Why should Christmas dinner always be well done?
So you can say Merry Chrisp-mas
What’s red, white and blue all over?
A sad candy cane
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet
What’s Santa’s favorite sandwich?
Peanutbutter and jolly!
Why did the Gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He was feeling crummy
What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A pine-apple!
Why do Donner and Blitzen get to take so many coffee breaks
Because they are Santa’s star bucks!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy

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Jokes About Christmas Day

What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter “Y.”
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it’s in Decembrrrrrr
How did the frog open his Christmas presents on Christmas morning? Rippit rippit rippit!
What kind of bug doesn’t like Christmas Day?
A humbug
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has No-eL

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Christmas Jokes About Santa

What do you call Santa when he doesn’t move?
Santa Pause
What’s red and white, and red and white, and red and white…
Santa Claus rolling down a hill.
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws
How many presents can Santa fit in his empty sack?
Only one, and then it’s not empty anymore.
Who brings presents for puppies?
Santa-paws
What do you get when you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues
What do you call Santa at the beach?
Sandy Clause
What did Santa say at the start of the race?
Ready, set, ho ho ho!
What goes Oh Oh Oh?
Santa walking backwards

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Jokes About Christmas Elves

What happened to the elf who ate the Christmas decorations? He got “tinsel-itus”
What kind of photos do elves take?
Elf-ies!
What do elves learn at school? The elf-abet
Why did the elf put his bed next to the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log
How did the elf know when Christmas was coming?
He checked his calen-DEER
Why did the elf put a clock on Santa’s sleigh?
So wanted to see time fly
What kind of music do elves like best?
“Wrap music”
What kind of money do elves use?
Jingle Bills
What do you call an elf with ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can’t hear you anyways
What’s an elf’s favorite sport?
North Pole vaulting
What do elves do after school?
Their gnome work.
Did Rudolph the red nosed reindeer go to school?
No, he was elf-taught.

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Jokes About Christmas Decorations

What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light?
You light me up!
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!
Where did the mistletoe go to become famous?
“Holly-wood”
What is the best kind of king at Christmas?
A stoc-KING
What did the Christmas tree say to the Christmas ornament?
Quit hanging around!
What did the tiger sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells
What happens when you give a Christmas tree a present?
It lights up!
Why wouldn’t the Christmas Tree stand?
It had no legs
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
He needed to be trimmed
If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?
Missile toe
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis.
What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?
It’s been nice gnawing you.
Why is a foot a good Christmas present?
Because it makes a good stocking filler.
How do you decorate a canoe for Christmas?
With oar-naments.